February 2012
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If you don’t eat fast food or care enough to gossip then you’re just an “arrogant snob,” right? Because clearly I’m the one with the problem. It’s annoying when people condemn and insult me, when I really don’t care or lecture or bother them at all about what they do with their lives. Leave me alone?
My grandmother condescendingly accused me of being a “cult member” because I’m a vegetarian and a liberal and an atheist and I have progressive views on sex - I just take the “minority position on everything.” Clearly, I’m “brainwashed.”
I’m not in a cult though, but I am questioning how bad a cult of people who eat healthy food, challenge...
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austro-hungarianempire1867-1918:
it’s times like this when i wish i had a beautiful boyfriend who would give me head at 7 in the morning
I never get sentimental but I’m thinking of the times I would wake up to cute little texts in the morning from you, and being without you for a day would get me so emotional, and I’m thinking of you laying in my bed, and you looked pretty while you slept, and I don’t miss you but I miss having that.
Advice for upcoming seniors: if you want to apply for ivy league schools don’t let that little voice in your head tell you that admissions will laugh at you and then make fun of you to their friends. My friend had a shit sat score and is not very smart and she’s going to Princeton and my record is a lot better but I was afraid to apply to any really selective schools so I’m going...
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Mentally punching myself in the face for deciding not to apply to Columbia or NYU ugh
I talked to one of my friends who is also a political science major about Harvard Law earlier and nearly had a panic attack thinking about how hard I’m going to have to work in college. After I graduate high school, I have the illusion of freedom to be extremely lazy for a total of 3 months during summer 2012 in which I can slack off until first semester then I have to manage to balance the...
My parents’ friends are complaining to them about how I’m “offensively liberal” on Facebook and just lol
Francisco - But conservatives by default offend me?
“Obama - what a snob! Some of us weren’t handed a ticket to Harvard by...”
– Stephen Colbert on Rick Santorum’s criticism of the Obama administration’s position on higher education
Things that seem perfectly normal and healthy for you may be neither normal nor healthy. Maybe even if it is unhealthy, it could be more injurious to cut it off. Just get on as you always have - no matter the dysfunction. If you’re still breathing, you’re doing something right.
There is almost nothing more automatically depressing than fluorescent lighting
Anonymous asked: sexy cholaaaa
I don’t care if you’re seven, if you chew with your mouth open and make that gross squishy lip smacking sound, I will without exception punch you in the face.
I’m so horny god I just want to have sex but I don’t just want to have sex I want to fuck a guy who is attractive and you know my type which is like James Dean reincarnate except wickedly smart and kind of cynical and depressing and why aren’t any men that?
I’m so horny.
Wearing a black lace bodysuit with no bra to school is not a great idea in February (my nipples hurt)
Working out for two hours isn’t a normal person response to eating fries for lunch but hey
Anonymous asked: how tall are you jw?
Standing there eating popcorn and a big man saunters towards me and booms “give me some popcorn” and I’m shocked by the brazenness of this stranger so I wordlessly hand him the two pieces that remain in my hand and he relishes them while he walks away conspicuously checking out my ass and grabbing his crotch
Anonymous asked: you're just jelly that you don't go out on dates.
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Why would you make a Facebook status and tag a girl in it about how much fun your first date with her was if you’re like 19 and not 12?
Anonymous asked: remember when you were a lesbian
Hell is my family
“I cannot get accustomed to war; my brain refuses to understand and explain a...”
– Leonid Andreyev (1871-1919)
Anonymous asked: how is everything with your situaiton? i hope things are getting better
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Vincent - NYU, Barnard, or Columbia.
Anonymous asked: what school are you going to?
